Funny story When Session Divorce
A husband being sued for divorce by his wife who is a director because of her husband’s unemployment. When undergoing trial divorce, their children are given the opportunity to opt in to the mother or father.
“If your mother eventually divorcing father, with whom you want to come son?”
Child 1: “Of course I took the mother mr judge”.
“How about you?” (Turning to other children)
2nd child: “Come with mom mr judge”.
Suddenly the husband said, “so if a brother and sister took the mother of all, a father with whom? If so dad took mom also please”.
Judge: “????# @ $% ^ &”
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